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xbox4204206661996deluxe-edition:

just went downstairs to make breakfast and tried 2 crack open an egg but it was a fake egg that i put in there to piss off my family a few days ago and it bounced off the edge of the frying pan and hit me in the face. trolled my own dam self from the past

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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discwars:

"Boys dont like girls with short hair" ok but have you seen ouran highschool host club

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davebowie:

420goku:

davebowie:

stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14 

your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man

i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.

mullohand:

Marvel film making guide

Step 1. Cast a guy called Chris
Step 2. Buff him up
Step 3. ?
Step. 4 Profit

nue:

"what are you getting all dressed up for"

"mom i’m taking a selfie"

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iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

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